You Must Build A Boat

by EightyEight Games


Games

2.99 usd



Run Dungeons, Find Crew, Capture Monsters, Build A Boat

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" * * * * * - A truly superb mash-up of match-three and endless runner that’s unique on mobile and thoroughly addictive. Buy it" - Stuff Magazine" * * * * * - Makes the original game feel like a demo. Its absurdly fun and nearly impossible to put down." - Touch Arcade" * * * * ½ Gold Award - Building a boat will indeed become the most important task in your life." - Game Informer" * * * * ½ - We will gladly build a boat again and again." - GamezeboBUILD A BOATTravel the world in your boat, from the top of the Mage Tower to the bottom of HellGATHER YOUR CREWRecruit a crew to live on your boat and offer their servicesFRANTIC MATCHINGMatch as fast as you can to keep on runningCAPTURE MONSTERSTurn Monsters to your cause to get bonuses and have them aid your in battleCAST SPELLSUse magic to aid your quests, and don’t forget to visit your onboard Arcanery to upgrade themRANDOM DUNGEONSWith procedural dungeons and random Dungeon Modifiers, It’s never the same experience twiceBUILD YOUR BOARDUpgrade your tiles, Quaff Potions and Pray for Modifiers to whatever fits your play style bestSPEEDRUNHow fast can you build your boat?You must build a boat.You must spring out of bed.You must bargain with the lizardman.You must heed your undead navigators.You must slide rows or columns of tiles on a 6x8 grid.You must match at least 3.You must run to the right.You must focus intently on 2 areas of the screen simultaneously.You must match keys to unlock chests and swords to attack.You must literally collect your thoughts and trade them for dragons.You must not dally.You must not be too hasty.You must voluntarily ramp up the difficulty by taking on multiple quests at once.You must incrementally reach your goals. You must build a boat.You must try again.You must try again x5.You must win every time, even when you don’t.You must remain optimistic.You must upgrade your magic staff.You must occasionally stop playing to allow for your hand to uncramp.You must take credit for random chain combos you made no effort to arrange.You must trust a blue bean man to make dangerous investments with your money.You must forget about the blue bean man.You must mind the asp.You must reconcile that despite the game’s title, you begin your journey in possession of what is, in no uncertain terms, already a boat.You must build a boat.You must go all-in on the retro aesthetic.You must trade junk for gold with the voidorb.You must pray for salt.You must consume fish and tomatoes for time.You must venture through hell.You must disarm traps like your life depends on it.You must make an offering at the chapel.You must rally the Fantasy Union and the Undead Buddies to your cause.You must weigh anchor and methodically yet joyously hop in sync with your entire crew.You must feign interest in critiquing the gardener’s work.You must look up at the clock and wonder how it’s so late already.You must build a boat.You must build a boat!YOU MUST BUILD A BOAT!!!- Extra Skins - New skins to unlock in Daily Challenges- Skin Manager - Change your character skins- Localisation. Hello World!- Improved Resolution handling- Performance enhancements & bug fixing- View your achievements in game

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The game itself is fine but the amount of needless waiting you need to do is just unreasonable. Why can I not just tap something and that open up the menu for it, why do I have to wait for the dude to get to it? Why are there so many things to tap on and sliders to slide? These are the weirdest design choices and really make me not ever want to replay it. Edit: I tried replying it recently. Realized the excessive tapping is why I stopped playing. 2 stars now.

anton vinogradov

So freaking fun. A real Match 3

Andy DiPirro

This game caused my Pixel 5 to reboot spontaneously even when not playing. I got stuck in a boot loop also at times and throught I had to send in my phone for repair. After 2 days of random reboots, I uninstalled this game because it was the last thing I installed and the spontaneous reboot problem went away. The game also freezes if you use spells or items and puts you at a disadvantage. I have no idea why this is a teacher approved game, there isn't anything educational about it.

Moe Fawal

The problem with paid games on Android: ten minutes of playing and I know this game isn't for me. Match 3 combined with boat builder sounds great. But then I play and find out it's *timed* match 3, and I hate timed games... And it's impossible to get refunds from the play store. Oh well...

Spiegel P

Not worth the money. Game is fairly short and does not have much replay value.

Anton Pienaar

This is not a game. This is a slot machine you pay for and get nothing in return.

Paul Moore

Worst thing about this game is the time limit and the flashing screen each time you take damage/an event occurs. Just let me play each game for longer than 40 seconds without triggering epilepsy and getting thrown back into a fake "you win" screen. Good idea and terrible execution. Fire your project leaders.

Rychus

WHAT HO! I'm sorry but that makes me laugh ever time I see it. That alone is worth a 5 star. I am, however, enjoying the game too.

mark taylor

I have never been so annoyed with a You Win screen. This is mindless and boring

Cameron Dunton

Nice game.

Mike jr